nicky
Can you name one other dog that steals a mouse mat!
Friend 1: Oh, Hi. I've not seen you in ages, how you doing? How are things? Friend 2: Yeah good, yourself? Friend 1: Fine, I'm just on my lunch break... Friend 1: fancy getting a bite to eat? Friend 2: Sorry I have to get back to work..…
Please don't put your face next to that dog's butt, I kiss that face.
Almost always makes me laugh, but sometimes not at the best times for example, when I am sitting on the bus, alone. OR When I am walking on a busy street by myself.
Stood in the queue to sign on and thought, "jeez it's roasting in here, could at least put on the fan". Heard his name called and thought, "I'll try and get this over and done with as quick as I can". Was asked, "can I see your job plan".…
That's my slipper! stop taking them, they don't even fit you
Candy, not her real name of course, just a name she figured fitted her job. Sweet enough to be violated, she jokingly thought. In this scene she was to enter the room, approach the guy sitting behind the desk and get on her knees. What w…
When I look up, I see you all staring at me. I ask so many questions and out of all the millions and millions of you none can respond. I get tired with asking questions, nowadays I don't ask much. Only to ask how things are. I'm so, so s…
I wish my real life was more like my dream life.
I always look forward to seeing your cute fluffy face with your triangle ears when I come through the door after work.