I love to read books, I got quite good levels in English - but some people don't see that as a good thing. I'm quite random and I love animals and One Direction (Niall)
Two blondes are walking down the street, one takes out a compact mirror from her bag and asks the other "The person in this photo reminds of someone, who is it?" The othe replies "It's me silly!".
'Oh, so you think you know me now. Have you forgotten how, you would make me feel when you trapped my spirits down.
Every morning I have the same problem, should I wear my halo and wings or my horns and tail… Oh. Decisions, decisions.
"Do you have a job?" "Yes, I'm a part time legend at Lidl!".
The akward moment when my friend says: "Do your grandparents have a DVD player?" "Umm, this is the 21st century not the sixties…".
Kitty Cat is a ninja, Kitty Cat is cool, Kitty Cat walking on a wall, Kitty Cat fall... Puddy Cat is fluffy, Puddy Cat in the farm, Puddy Cat is fat, Puddy Cat stepped in a cow pat...
I'm not crazy… I only stole your parrot and threw it at your piggy bank, whilst screaming angry birds.…. "Dude, I wasn't that drunk!" "You gave a mushroom to a midget and screamed GROW MARIO, GROW!!".
People have role models, do you have one. Who. If you asked me I could answer straight away: Jessie J. When she was youger she was bullied but she didn't let the bullies get in her way of succeding.
Judge Day, what does it mean. Well for some it's how they look and for others it's people getting in their way of success. That is how my life is. Every. Day.