Bullies,
Bullies, look in the MIRROR, You're not PERFECT either..
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nollaigdream
I get given out to by people because I'm too positive...
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Dear Bullies,
Dear bullies, You may think you're so tough calling that kid names, pinching him when you sit behind him in class, chasing him home, telling him he's not worth it.
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You know when you have forgotten the ending of a good book it's time to visit an old friend. ^-^.
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Dear followers, I will not be writing for a while now. Writers block I guess. I'll still be on opuss but not writing. Maybe about a week or two. Sorry again everyone, Nollaig ⛄.
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Flea And Fly
A flea and a fly were trapped in a flue. So what would they do. "let us fly!" said the flea. "let us flea!" said the fly. So they flew through a flaw in the flue. (P.S. This is not plagiarism.
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3 Little Kitties
(=^ェ^=)(=^x^=)(=・⊥・=) Three little kitties sat happy as can be, Except one who was thinking you see. He thought that kitties all over opuss land, Should make up and be happy hand and hand.
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One Person
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world..
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The Beast
The beast woke from her slumber. She groaned. That irritating little noise bleeped constantly. She smashed her fist down on it and the bleeping stopped.
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Bad Pick Up Line #3
That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?.
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If what you don't know can't hurt you, you musn't know anything..
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Nothing Will Bring You Back
Crack My heart... My eyes fill up with tears. I can't believe this has happened After all there years. You didn't know how much I cared, About the memories we had, All time we shared.
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Bad Pick Up Line #2
Do you believe in love at first sight. Or should i walk by again?.
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Why is it when I'm quietly trying to play with my ipod without my parents knowing, the bloody thing meows?.
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Bad Pick Up Lines #1
Girl, did you fart. Cuz' you just blew me away!.
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Thank God It's Tuesday?
Is it Friday yet?.
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Exams.. :(
That brilliant moment in an exam when the answer imediatly pops into your head and you just think 'Hell yeah!'....
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I thought he was perfect, Then he fell off his chair..
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Trapped In An Invisable Cage
I may seem strong, I may seem like I'm the most optomistic person on the planet, I may look happy, I may look like I have it all, I may look like nothing bothers me much, But for once I want to...
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How Come?
How come, when i look at you my heart flutters. How come, every time you smile i blush. How come, when our eyes meet I feel if I look at you any longer my heart would burst.
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Homework
I'm planning to kill Homer.work. You want in??.
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I know I'm paranoid, but am i paranoid enough?.
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This morning I woke up thinking about him, Did he wake up thinking about me too?.
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Opussholic
Hi, I'm Nollaig, and I'm an opussholic. "Hi nollaig. We are here to help you stop." ..... It's gonna be tough to get me to stop.....
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The only job you start on top of is digging a hole..
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Slow And Steady Remix!!!
Tortoise: first one home wins. Hare: deal. You'll be easy to beat. Tortoise retreats onto his shell Hare: Fuck..
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The Best Feeling In The World! ☺
Me and my basketball team just won the cup final!!. Best feeling in my life so far. We came off the court and dived on eachother most of us crying.
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Limerick No.2
There was a young man from Japan, Who's limericks were rather a scam. When asked one day why. He simply replied, "Well I try to get as many words in the last line as I possibly can.".
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Limerick!
There once was a lady from crew, Whos limericks stopped at line 2..
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Smile and the world smiles with you, SNORE and you sleep alone!!.
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Time us too slow for those who wait, Too swift for those who fear, Too long for those who grieve, Too short for those who rejoice, But for those who love, time is eternity. - Henry Van Dyke..
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Stupid Question=stupid Answer
I walked into the hairdresser this afternoon.
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Last Few Words
" okay my darling, night night. :* :) " Why do those perfect days with the people you love have to end?.
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Love Hurts
"I'd love to but..." If you really would love to why dont you?.
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READ THIS!!
By the time your finished reading this you will realise you have just wasted 5 seconds of your life.
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Open Up Ur Mind
I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out :P.
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Footsteps
Dont follow in my footsteps, i run into walls....
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Imperfect!
I'm not a perfect girl My hair doesn't always stay in place I spill alot of things and I'm pretty clumsy But' when i think about it and take a step back I remember hiw amazing my life truly is...
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Breakfast
the sign in the resteraunt said 'breakfast anytime', so i ordered french toast in the during renaissance. ~Stephen Wright.
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Bunny
Me am a little bunny, Me hop and skip and runny Me trained to kill With bunny powered will And a tiny bunny sized gunny.
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