19 August 2012
This is the tale of the Famous Five And a bit of smut that kept them alive Julian, Dick, George and Anne And Timmy the dog made up the clan Also around: George's mum and dad Fanny and Quentin (who was slightly mad) Now the Famous Five you think you may know But there's more to the eye as I've listed below: Julian, the eldest, wholesome and clean Actually liked Dick, if you know what I mean Dick would close to his brother stick When Julian called, Dick came quick Then there was Anne, shy in her way Liked all things bright and gay George her cousin, was also gay Of course I mean in the happy way Timmy was big and hairy He was a dog so that's less scary Of all the Five that she could pick Fanny's favourite was Dick I hope you have learned something new About the Five, that dirty crew!
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'Famous Five' is a series of books written by Enid Blyton. The poem is proof of how word meanings change!
Famous Five And The Curious Innuendo • Opuss № I