21 May 2012
Today when I was at work I went up to the loo A pungent odour hit my nose Someone had done a poo!
"Pwoar, this smells!" I said quite loud As I thrust open the window I turned around to the cubicles And suddenly thought 'Oh no'
For one of the doors was engaged And someone was inside Who heard me moan about the smell And heard me criticise
So I held my breath and gulped my laugh And exited straight away A warning to you: if you smell funny smells Be careful what you say!
This is the first of my 'Happy Monday' collection!
Toilet Humour • Opuss № I