12 May 2012
Day 7) script for a one-minute radio show. S: Hello & welcome to *cheesy intro music* How Pun-derful! I am your host, Stephen Fry* and today's guest is Miranda Hart. Hello Miranda! M: Bonjour. S: Ooh, into all this 'Parisian Chic' now are we? M: Definitely, and all this fashion malarky too! Although did you know that when French fashion designers stopped using yellow fabrics, they were accused of jaunicide. S: *hearty laugh* Nice one, Miranda. But have you seen all these dainty shoes they're wearing now? I tell you this, fitting into those tiny shoes is the greatest feet imaginable! M: Well you know what they say- shoe to kill! S: Ahh, don't bring violence into this! Trench warfare should always be a last ditch effort. M: *giggles* Yes... Gun control is the subject of a loud report. S: Brilliant! Well that's all for today, so goodbye, and I hope to see you next time for another episode of... *cheesy outro music* How Pun-derful! Good-bye! M: Byeeeee!
*I chose Stephen Fry because he is fantastic, and very British. That is all... ohyeahandikindahaveanawkwardgeekcrushonhimnotinacreepyperventedwaybutijustfindhisintelligenceattractiveyeahandicantbelieveijustsaidthatbye
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