12 May 2012
Day 8) a diary entry from a pet's perspective.
Dear Diary, Today I ate some carrots. They tasted of disappointment, seeing as Wednesday is cabbage night. Sigh. Stupid humans, think they're all it. Speaking to me in high-pitched cooing noises, like I can't understand them or something. But they're the idiotic ones: every time I try to strike up a conversation, they completely ignore me. They are so rude, they don't even my full name. The one with the funny ears seems completely insistent on referring to me as 'Charlie' for some odd reason. Ignorant fool. Yours, Sir Charles Fredrick Poopinton The Third
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