20 May 2012
If I ruled the world, socks would be sold in threes. Because then that way, Nobody would have cold knees.
If I ruled the world, Police would have space hoppers. The criminals would be caught, and we'd have happy Coppers.
If I ruled the world, I'd build Wonka's factory. Obesity would go down, Because there'd be no more Cadbury.
If I ruled the world, I'd make low-slung jeans illegal. The chavs would stop being gormless, And instead become regal.
If I ruled the world, it'd be a better place. I can tell that by looking at the smile on your face.
If I Ruled The World • Opuss № I