28 May 2012

Ingredients: -Three teaspoons of Creativity -A concentrated Passion for Words -A handful of ideas -3.7 grams of Determination

Take three teaspoons of Creativity and leave to ripen in the full moon. Once the Creativity has ripened, mix with the desired amount of ideas. Be warned - too many ideas can lead to confusion and turmoil of the consumer. Stir in an anti-plagiarism motion, making sure that the Creativity is evenly mixed in. As soon as the mixture has turned a pure white colour, sprinkle a Concentrated Passion for Words and thoroughly knead until Inspiration is almost seeping from the combination. If it appears to not have risen successfully, add precisely 3.7 grams of Determination. Any more or less than this amount and the final product will not be as enjoyable. When the mixture is ready, bake in an oven of finalisation for a short amount of time. Once the sweet smell of victory is in the air, the mixture is ready to be enjoyed. Consume within 1000 years of baking, and serve with a pinch of salt.

NooningtonRecipe for Literary Success • Opuss № I