26 April 2012

ORLANDO BLOOM

1. A friend told me that teenage girls are always looking for someone to pin their dreams on. That doesn't make it any less weird though. Orlando Bloom

2. Someone tried to save my soul in a gas station. Orlando Bloom

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1. Teenage girls like hunting seat...they are tiny, wild, but nice. You can find many mantraps with honey and blood and skins of idols and stars on the walls...but don't go to the cellar!!!!!! Me.

2. Our souls like gas station. We are all from the depth of Earth, we are all for sale, we can burn...in hell and we give energy to soulless machines...And if someone wants to save your soul in the gas station...remember...he is devil! Me.

*** CHARLIE CHAPLIN

1. I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. Charlie Chaplin

2. I have no further use for America. I wouldn't go back there if Jesus Christ was President. Charlie Chaplin

3. Man as an individual is a genius. But men in the mass form the headless monster, a great, brutish idiot that goes where prodded. Charlie Chaplin

Bonus: Brunettes are troublemakers. They're worse than the Jews. Charlie Chaplin - My reaction: MAN! OMG! I am brunnet and I've Jewish blood...Charlie did you play "Hitler" without acting???!!!!

About jews: Israel is Pisces astrology sign. If you don't like pisces...so...Don't drink water, man!

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1. Someone piss on the world...someone is piece of the world...and only God at peace with the world... Me

2. If Jesus Christ will be the new president of United States...you will not get green card...never...dirty sinner)))) Me.

3.Man as an individual is a unique color. But men in the mass turn to gray ugly dirt. Me.

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