14 April 2012
-Family talking about recent goings on within the area- Mum: Did you hear about that gurka that got jumped outside of Southminster train station? Dad: Who'd be stupid enough to jump a gurka? Mum: It was apparently three fat bald men. No idea why though. Me: What's a gurka? -Long explaination from parents- Me: So... They're practically ninja's then. Mum: Your granddad used to swear by them... In the second world war they could tell a German by the way they tied they're shoes. Me: What the hell?! Dad: Yeah, they'd slip inside their houses at night and cut their throats. Me: Oh so they're less imaginative ninja's then...
This conversation genuinely worries me, more to the fact these often happen in my house.
Gurkas, Ninjas And Shoes • Opuss № I