3 July 2012
The Anonymoose is the strangest of beasts
Of which even the chameleon it defeats
It has antlers like trees
But the frailest knees
It's hooves are like steel
It rarely needs a meal
Except twice a month on Tuesdays
It lives in peculiar ways
Some underground
Some in a mound
Some in a cave
Some inside Dave
Some in a box
Some in your locks (hair)
Some under a bridge
Some in your fridge
Always check your butter for prints
The Anonymoose leaves such odvious hints
If you are lucky enough to see one
You won't see him cause he'll be gone
So sorry if you got your hopes up
Then had them poured from their cup
It's hard to know when you've seen one
For their stride is ever so long
They eat so little that they're often quite mellow
It's confusing why you never see them as they're floresant yellow!!!!!
The Anonymoose • Opuss № I