Carp A Diem
Carpe diem has nothing to do with fish does it..
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ohitsmarcus
A nerdy British teen who loves to read books like the knife of never letting go and write as well as I can! Now that i've accepted hogwarts is out of the question, I'm set on creating fun stories for everyone to enjoy. So enjoy. :)
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A girl who washes her hair with bicarbonate of soda tells her brother that she does so. Her brother asks her why. She responds "I like to get back to basics.".
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Green Card? Pah!
America, if I am to ever arrive on your shores then we have to get a few things straight. First of all, I don't like Nascar. Secondly, football refers to the game which strictly involves feet.
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