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ojamamaster

Im a Philosophy student with too much spare time and a brain prone to endless humming.

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Wallet

I found a wallet, it was sat on the crack between two slabs of pavement as I was walking home from shopping.

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What Would You Do If You Had A Day Off Tomorrow?

Well, funnily enough I do have a day off tomorrow and I plan in wasting it entirely on mindless escapism (also known as television and video games). Of course technically I will be babysitting.

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Alphabet Story

Alien warships descended upon the lonely shack. Bernard, whom the shack belonged to, was worried to say the least. Cows were usually the biggest trouble he came across living in the middle of a field.

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Little Jonny's Rattle

Little Jonny had dropped his rattle down the toilet – Mother would not be pleased.

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