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I just got a post on my Facebook page saying Lady Gaga will be wearing meat again. I think it could be Spam.

Opuss № I

My grandad is bald he has lost his hair and that is why flies are landing there.

My Grandad • Opuss № I

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

How Many? • Opuss № I

"I see" said the blind man walking into a lamppost.

I See... • Opuss № I

My story is twenty thousand words long sp if you wish to read it please e mail my address. It would really mean the world to me. It is extremely popular with my year ten English class and features... Well you can see for yourself !

A Slapstick Story • Opuss № I

My story is twenty thousand words long sp if you wish to read it please e mail my address. It would really mean the world to me. It is extremely popular with my year ten English class and features... Well you can see for yourself

A Story Of ... • Opuss № I

Dear all opus users who may encounter this message. It has come to my attention that some may wish to read my first novel and that pleases me greatly. The novel itself is a twenty thousand word novella that would take no more than twenty …

A Proposal • Opuss № I