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I was his world until he found another planet...
That awkward moment when drop something in a store and can't put it back properly...
I hate it when a ugly person says "I need my beauty sleep". God, girl you need to hibernate!
"Are you cold?" "No, I'm on vibrate mode"
I can't hear you so I'll just laugh and hope it wasn't a question...
'You break it, buy it!' Errrr no, I break it, I leave it there and slowly fade away...
That moment when you've spelt something so wrong, even auto correct is like "I've got nothing, bro"
Dance like no-one's watching, Sing like no-one's listening, Live like there's no tommorow
Its nice to be important but more important to be nice...
Just gonna stand there and watch me rawr, but thats all right because I am a dinosour!
I smile even though I'm dying inside, You see me laughing even though I feel like crying, Sometimes the girl who helps everyone else needs some comfort too...
Should I smile because we're friends, or should I cry because thats all we'll ever be...
That moment when your so angry you want to bite someone
The first ten years of a girls life are spent playing with barbies, The next ten years are trying to look like one...
"It's not cold" said the teacher with a coat on
Shutting the door to force your pet into spending time with you!
'I'm going to bed' actually means, 'I'm going to lay on my bed and be on my phone for a hour or so'.