oliviaradford
Them people who really need a high five. In the face. With a chair. Made of steel.
"If I'm gonna be an old, lonely man, I'm gonna need a thing, you know, a hook, like that guy on the subway who eats his own face. So I figure I'll be Crazy Man with a Snake, y’know. Crazy Snake Man. And I'll get more snakes, call them my ba…
Chapter one A storm was brewing outside as Mr Kelly sat in his study finishing off his paperwork. He could hear the wind howling and the rain against the small window above his desk. The man lived alone in a grand manor house situated in a …
Chapter one I never wanted to come to Finland in the first place. I mean, finland? Who moves there? Most people move to Australia or america but my stupid parents wanted to move to Finland. When my mum and dad broke the news to me I thought…