14 April 2012
Two hunters are in the forest. One of them sees something moving, and shoots. He hears a scream. He runs over, and sees that he has shot his friend. Extremely worried. He quickly dialled 999.
"Hello, emergency services, please state your emergency" "I just shot my friend, and he isn't moving!" "Calm down sir, first we have to make sure that your friend is dead, so we know what we are dealing with" There was a blank noise on the end of the line, and a gunshot. The hunter then replied "Great, now what?"
Hunting • Opuss № I