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onthepath
onthepath
2012-04-19T14:16:50

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My girlfriend is leaving me because I'm so arrogant. I told her to close the door on her way back in..

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onthepath
onthepath
2012-04-11T12:46:39

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What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?.

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onthepath
onthepath
2012-04-11T08:03:26

Beds have feelings too..

Why is my bed always at its most comfy, just after I've pressed snooze?.

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onthepath
onthepath
2012-04-10T10:23:13

I Wonder...

Why do people never admit to being just the right amount of whelmed?.

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