6 February 2013
A few years ago, there were three witches, a blonde, a brunette, and a ginger. They had just gone on a crime spree and were about to be executed at a firing range. The brunette pulls out three vials of potion, and gives one to the other two witches. "Drink this potion, and whatever you say will come and save you." The brunette was going to be shot first. She screamed "hurricane" and a hurricane came and gave her enough time to get away. Next, the ginger yelled "tornado!" And a tornado came and deposited her in a nearby field. Then it was the blondes turn. She yelled "fire!"
No Offense Blondes • Opuss № I