Squirrel In A Bar

@AdamClarke

What you call dog with no legs. Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come..

@lukeni

Duckface

I saw some ducks in the park looking at their reflection in the water. I'm pretty sure they were practicing their teenage slut face..

@Mad4books

Random Penquins X

Penguins are the only animals that can stay with the same partner for their entire lives... Will you be my penguin?. <3 lmao weird x.

@Mohd100

Nibbles

I was at my mates dinner party last night. It was all going well until he announced that we could help ourselves to nibbles...Apparently it's what the dead hamster would have wanted..

@Eatonlynch

Oldest Joke

Is when Eve asked "Do you love me?"and Adam replied "Who else?".

@jazzhands25

Cats

My cat tried to eat my thumb. I always knew it was that evil kitty in 'cats vs dogs'. Why me?.

@monkey16

Q. Why was the chicken scared to cross the road. A. Because he was a chicken.

@overskill

Motorway In A Bar

A motorway walks into a bar and orders a drink. It is talking to the barman when a tiny strip of tarmac walks into the bar and starts growling. The motorway hides in a corner.