A lady called me tragic once.
"Like hamlet", she said and I winced.
My dad didn't have a brother,
I'm sure I don't fancy my mother,
My Elsinore is a messy bedroom,
Books, vinyls and computers.
Ophelia can die without me,
I prefer strong minded types.
And I don't want to die on the floor of a castle,
I'm not posh enough.
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