9 March 2013
(1 bad word.)
Was I drunk last night? No, that couldn't be it- All I've ever had in my life is a sip!
But something strange happened, I was just so tired, 11 pm gets me really wired.
I was grabbing my toothbrush, Getting ready to clean my mouth, When all of a sudden, things headed south.
Instead of getting toothpaste, I grabbed the soap, Pumped it onto my toothbrush, Just the right amount of toothpaste, I'd hoped.
I started to brush, And then I started to spit, Soap may smell good But it tastes like sour shit.
True Story • Opuss № I