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Piggy Firkin

This is the tale of piggy firkin.
The meanest pig in the land.
Who sold his mother for Parma ham!!!
His bacon was mean & hard.
His crackling far to sharpe.
Any pig who got into his yard.
Became rendered down lard.

So little piggies beware
Watch out for those mean eyes & that stare!!!
Keep your pink flesh out of sight.
Or you will find your loin chops in the frying pan tonight...!!!!!!

paitthomo

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