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parsnip

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parsnip
parsnip
2012-04-15T22:39:26

The Blonde Coyote

Did you hear about the blonde coyote. He got stuck in a trap, chewed three of his own legs off and was still stuck!.

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parsnip
parsnip
2012-04-15T22:24:43

True Story

An old lady called the fire brigade and asked them to get her cat out of a tree with their ladders. They rescued the cat. The old lady thanked them, then they drove off - and ran over the cat.

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parsnip
parsnip
2012-04-15T22:14:21

Children

The face of a child can say it all - especially the mouth part of the face..

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parsnip
parsnip
2012-04-14T23:24:48

Bankers

Robber: Your money or your life. Banker: Err... Robber: Your money or your life. Banker: I'm thinking, I'm thinking!.

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