30 September 2012

Sweet pie there you are under your glass lid

It brings back memories from when I was a kid

Of sitting beneath window sills

and waiting until unsuspecting housewives set out that most delicious of treats

And then stealing them and running away from the shotgun pellets that flew through my legs,crippling me

My mangled legs fell from beneath me

Plunging my face in the scolding hot pie and burning my eyelids off of my face

In the hospital ,critical condition

I hate pie

It screwed me over

I'll have my revenge

Oh dark cruel joke of life the pie that I love did ruin my life

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