6 February 2013
(Just to keep my hand in, so to speak, I have made up 3 silly Limericks which might appeal to the 'young' ones. All names and situations are purely fictitious.)
A brazen young girl named Abees, At a dance, danced on her knees! The manager said 'Don't do that, Whatever are you at', But she retorted: 'I can do whatever I please!'
A Billygoat high up on a mountain, Looked down and saw a nice fountain, He said: 'I must have some of that, I might never recover, but so what,' Alas, the days he has left he's a-countin!
A footballer once named Offside, Who was very proud of his pride, The referee showed him 'Red', He went straight to bed, But now he takes it all in his stride!
3 Limericks • Opuss № I