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Cats sleep anywhere Any table Any chair Top of piano Window ledge In the middle On the edge Open drawer Empty shoe Anybody's lap will do Fitted in a cardboard box In the cupboard With your frocks Anywhere! They don't care Cats sleep anywher…

Cats Sleep Anywhere • Opuss № I

... I'd fix that leaking tap in the kitchen. It's doin' my 'ead in!

If I Had A Hammer ... • Opuss № I

Benton! Bennnntonnn! Bntn! Oh Jesus Christ!

Benton, Benton! • Opuss № I

Having read the Steve Wozniak Biog there was much I already knew and Isaacson did not shed much new light. There was very little about the neXt years and overall I was left unfulfilled. John Gruber (daringfireball.net) said it read like a c…

Some Thoughts On The Jobs Biog • Opuss № I

I stood before the assembled crowd, as I looked out, the eyes if loved ones from a dozen lives stared back at me. My mouth was dry , so gulped down some ale. I dived in ... "My wife and I ... " I spluttered. The crowd went wild!

Unaccustomed As I Am ... • Opuss № I

Twinkle twinkle chocolate bar, my dad drives a rusty car, start the engine, pull the choke; off he goes in a puff of smoke!

Twinkle Twinkle • Opuss № I

My wife and I never seemed to follow the traditional flow chart for a relationship. We finally eloped to Las Vegas with our two children in August 2011.

Speech • Opuss № I