phantomfringe
Being a dick will not make it any bigger.
The moment in life when you find someone that you would give your own life for.
I just bought 1Q84 by Huruki Murakami. Has anyone else read it?
I had a job interview today and noticed that people act different when you wear a suit. Old women didn't cross the street to avoid me.......however, middle aged men ran like I was some kind of hitman.
I need new characters for my book. Think it's time I started a quest for an interesting person to immortalise in words.
I love my pregnant wife! She is so beautiful and her smile still gives me goosebumps.
I'm grinning like a cat with a cream flavoured bum hole.
Drinking alone is just as bad as crapping in company.
I love you more than I did yesterday, but less than I will tomorrow.
Am I the only person that finds this show hilarious? Best quote 'I'm feeling a strong presence from this room.......oh it's the gents'
Man often meets his fate on the road he takes to avoid it
Buying Japanese cookery books doesn't automatically give you the ability to prepare food with a samurai sword........no matter how cool it may look.
Do nothing that is of no use. I was told this by a Japanese friend of mine and it instantly stuck in my mind. I like it because it related to pretty much everything in life. Anyone got any of their own?