Computer K.O!
A computer once beat me in chess, But it was no match for me at kick boxing :).
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pingu
My English is not so good! So I hope if there is any mistakes in my grammar, u guys will help me correct it. :)
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Just Kidding :)
If two women sits together and they are quite, WHAT MAGIC IS THIS??.
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Another Version Of Carly
Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, But where's your kitchen, Some sandwich maybe?.
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Heart You
You know who's the one in my heart. Read the first word :).
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Carly Rae Japsen :)
Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my laundry, So wash it maybe :).
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Which One???
I had to make a very hard decision tonight, Whether to sleep early and get healthy, Or to eat that delicious, succulent and juicy cheese burger, and get fat.
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I Hate It...
I hate it when I met my friends at the cinema and they're like ... "are you gonna watch movie???" And I'm like... "No, I'm here for my swimming class" -.-"'.
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Just Wait...!
There's was one time when I can't hold my tears, When people criticized me, When people underestimated me, I felt helpless, I need help.
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Grateful
Be grateful if you have mountain of wealth, Because there's someone who owns not even a drop of wealth. Be grateful!.
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Status Update
That moment when you want to update your status but you don't know what to write and end up staring at the screen for 10 minutes....
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Chores
Why does my mom always ask me to do the chores when my favorites show is just about to start.... Why???!!!.
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It's the same!!!
A man ---'I'll be home in 5minutes' Is totally the same as A woman---'I'll be ready in 5minutes'. :).
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Awkward
That awkward moment when you're running and your breast bouncing up and down.... AND YOU'RE A GUY!!. -.-'''.
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Doctor...
Doctor: ur cancer is spreading really fast and I expected that u only got ten.... Patient: what ten. Ten years. Ten months. Doctor: u got ten, nine, eight, seven, six,.... Patient: what the....
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