1 September 2012
Inspired by @nikujagagirl's "Weird Quotes Of Me", here are some quotes of my own that are quite random and quickly generate a pitied laugh from my friends.
"If you don't know what this is then I'm ashamed to call you my friend! At least let me convert you..." "Yeah, I don't really understand my shirt either..." "Sorry, I'm a little weird right now. Talk to me again later when I'm not so crazy." "You don't know what the Pythagorean Theorem is?!? Well, you'll learn in time... I could teach it to you!! That would be so much fun!" "Ya know what, I really think I'm gonna become a cat lady. I really would't mind it too much." "Yes, my hair looks horrible. I try my hardest, but it just doesn't listen to reason." Crying, I said to my friend that she hates me right now. Then friend says that no one hates me. I say back, "Well, I know quite a few people that do, but that isn't of the matter." "Oh... We're just talking about grating and juicing cats and putting them on people... Don't worry about us." "In order for you to be my friend, I must have a psychic connection with you." "So what I just yelled like a crazy person in front of my crush? And about 300 hundred other people... I don't care!! They probably already think I'm crazy anyway!" "It's not 'ew', but...... Ewww!" "Don't try to understand me for them next ten minutes or so, I don't even understand me right now."
Random Quotes Of My Own • Opuss № I