Sign In

pixelmonkey

Draw, Scribble, doodle.

8
Stories
95
Followers

Stories by @pixelmonkey (8)

pixelmonkey
pixelmonkey

The Azores

There was a woman from the Azores, Those fanny was covered in sores, Even the dogs in the street, Wouldn't eat the green meat, That hung in festoons from her draws..

2 1 31 words
pixelmonkey
pixelmonkey

The Latest Craze

I had to go to the city to install and build a flat pack metal filing cabinet for MI5 - that went well. I then bumped into Adam Who had an appointment so could only chat briefly.

12 3 121 words
pixelmonkey
pixelmonkey

The Cardboard House

Was chased around a big Haunted house made entirely of cardboard by a pack of white wolves who ran upright on two legs.

14 2 65 words
pixelmonkey
pixelmonkey

The Bun Harvest

Hunting for burger buns (baps ) around the Brazilian coastline in a low flying aircraft with a big net - when a batch was spotted growing in the water on a type of 'bun bush', I swooped the plane...

6 6 64 words
pixelmonkey
pixelmonkey

Caution

Children in the front seats cause accidents, Accidents in the back seats cause children..

48 0 14 words
pixelmonkey
pixelmonkey

Weird Dream...

It started in a pub - i had 3 pints with a couple of old mates. Then my dad turned up in his car to tell me he couldn't give me a lift because of the traffic.

12 1 160 words
pixelmonkey
pixelmonkey

The Flower Girl

There was a young girl from Belgravia Who painted her ass like a Dahlia, The colour was fine, The design was Devine, But the smell was rather a failure..

14 1 29 words
pixelmonkey
pixelmonkey

The Elephant

The elephant is a pretty bird, It swings from bough to bough, It makes it's nest in a rhubarb tree, And whistles like a cow..

16 0 25 words