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The Truth about Christmas is... That it's Jesus' Birthday. But he decided that it's everybody's birthday! So if you're reading this then HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Enjoy your presents, and then go out and get drunk! (Merry Christmas Everyone)

Truth about Xmas • Opuss № I

It's been 25 years. Everything's cool outside, nice rain and a few events happening. More of a Birthday Party person though, but don't have them a lot. Half of my birthdays were celebrated at France. Just thought I would say this out. :)

My Birthday Today! • Opuss № I

If it moves and it's small, eat it. If it's actually larger, then run away.

How a Cat's Mind Works • Opuss № I

Just to let you all know that I use twitter for small talk, so follow me at @PlatformerSMT . If you want to, you can also comment your Tweet Names here. Here's what you have missed: @PlatformerSMT: Let me guess, if I train my cat to do …

Meet me in Twitter? • Opuss № I

Humour is like a twitch of instinct, while trying to be funny is like a sign of Madness.

Humour • Opuss № I

Roses are あか Violets are あお It rhymes, because both of them got あ at the start. What? Kanji? Hmm, haven't started mastering that part yet.

Another Easy Poem • Opuss № I

Isn’t it bad that you have a ton of ideas in your head, but yet none of them appears on paper. Sometimes you just want to beat them out of your head. Annoying Writer’s Block.

Errgh...Writer's Block • Opuss № I