19 July 2012

1st Witch: "We shall make a brilliant spell,

That will make our enemies swell."

2nd Witch: "To the size of a wrinkled bull-frog!"

3rd Witch: "The type that lives in a snot-green bog."

All the old hags cackled with glee,

1st Witch: "Oh, Great Spell-Book, come to thee."

3rd Witch: "How do we make this enchantment?"

2nd Witch: "That from the Depths of Hell is sent!"

The witches covered the cauldron with an old shroud,

Then they chanted the oh-so-ancient brew out loud;

All Witches: "Shell of a turtle, sting of a bee,

Black and white skin of a zebra's knee."

2nd Witch: "Spit from a camel, beak of the snowy owl,"

"A turtle dove's shadow, a cat on the prowl."

3rd Witch: "A fly's antenna, the blood of a king,"

A vampire's tooth, a dark-brown moth wing."

1st Witch: "The blubber of a whale, the red and rusted key,

A toenail from a budgie, and the scream of a banshee."

All Witches: "Mix it all up 'till it goes green,

And it gets a pearly sheen."

3rd Witch: "Then boil it on the fire a while,"

1st Witch: "Until it smells completely vile."

2nd Witch: "Then thou shall take the cauldron pot,

When the mixture is still hot!"

1st Witch: "Then pour it into a silver urn"

2nd Witch: "And the person who drinks it's blood will churn!"

3rd Witch: "Then they will turn into a green bull-frog"

All Witches: "The type that lives in a murky bog!"

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