29 July 2012
Dear Diary,
I like my new job. Trafalgar Square is the best place to have a HQ. So many other folks to mingle with when you're not working. Today I went flying with Superman! How cool is that! Or rather, I went flying next to him, and pooed on the villains below. Fun. I suppose I'll do the same tomorrow. And the next. And the next. Well, maybe if I do well they'll promote me to Spiderman, or Batman.
Superman: There is this pigeon who is so annoying! He keeps pooing on me and the villains. They are complaining too. Can I get a better sidekick please?
Super-Complains Co: Of course sir, how about a seagull?
Pigeon Boss: Pigeon 138400, you've been promoted!
Well, I suppose tomorrow will be with Spiderman! They never seem to take me anywhere important. But then again, I guess no one really takes notice of a pigeon.
Diary Of A Sidekick Pigeon • Opuss № I