19 July 2012
@glen
When little Sandra went to her Mummy, She said, Can I get a pet for my birthday? Her Mummy was slightly unsure, She said, I'll see what Daddy says.
So her Mummy talked to her Daddy, And they both agreed, That they'd buy Sandra any pet she wanted, But she had to pay for its feed.
So Sandra's Mummy asked her, What type of pet would you like, sweetheart? And little Sandra replied, A gold donkey, that comes with a cart.
Oh no, said her mother, A donkey is much too big, Perhaps something else? Says Sandra, I'd like a gold pig.
But a pig is messy and smelly, It would stink up the whole house, What about a bunny, or hamster? Sandra replies, I'd like a giant gold mouse.
Her Mummy squealed, And jumped up on a chair, A giant mouse, a giant mouse! Where is it, where, where, where?
So Sandra sighed, and tried again, Please, I'd like a golden cat. Her Mummy said, oh no darling, We would not want that.
So they decided on something else, And though it was not her wish, Sandra was very happy, With her new, though small, goldfish.
Gold Pets • Opuss № I