18 April 2012
One upon a time there was a boy who had to learn the first seven letters of his alphabet.
So he went home and asked his mum, who was cooking
"Mummy, what's the first letter of the alphabet?"
She replied;
"ahhh, Jamie Oliver"
Then the boy asked his sister who said;
"mind your own bees' wax"
Then he asked his oldest brother, who was listening to rock music, and he said
"oh yeah, yeah, yeah"
Then he asked his dad, who was watching a maths quiz on TV, and he responded with;
"579"
Next he asked his Grandma, who was singing a lullaby to his baby sister, and she was singing;
"...in the wonderful world..."
After that he asked his second younger brother, and he said simply;
"Super Man!!!" and zoomed round his room.
Then last but not least he asked his youngest brother, and he said;
"in my little vroom vroom car"
So the boy, feeling very confident, went to school the next morning.
The teacher asked him first what were the letters that he had learnt?
"ahhh, Jamie Oliver"
"Pardon?"
"Mind your own bees' wax"
"You could get a detention for speaking to a teacher like that. Do you want a detention?"
"Oh, yeah yeah yeah. 579!"
"579 detentions? If you say so. Now I expect you to not be rude and remember where you are now."
"...in the wonderful world..,"
"Who do you think you are?"
"Super Man!!!"
"And how are you going to get out of this mess?"
"In my little vroom vroom car".
In My Little Vroom-vroom Car • Opuss № I