1 January 2013
At a new years eve party, Together were put two old grans, One was my granny, The other my next door neighbours nan.
They started chatting, At first it went well, But soon they both thought the other was, The grandma from hell!
Nan gave Granny her life story, Granny talked about food, They started having an argument, Not quite the right mood!
They got out their hand bags, Had to be calmed down, But from opposite corners of the room, They were stares, glares and frowns.
I'm surprised it didn't end in a punch up, It was looking that way, I don't think those two, Will meet up on new years day...
"Just Because We're Both Old Doesn't Mean We Get On!" • Opuss № I