23 July 2012
To make a classic Opuss cake follow these easy steps:
Ingredients:
125g of words 50g happiness 25g sadness 40ml humour 1/2 tablespoon anger 7 teaspoons hope 200g poems 100g stories
Instructions:
Take the hope and the happiness, and mix thoroughly while slowly pouring in the humour. Then whist together the anger and sadness in a separate bowl. Add the anger and sadness to the happiness and hope, and pour it into a cake tin. Bake for 5 minutes on gas mark 4, then sprinkle words on top. Put back in the oven for another 10 minutes. Mix the poems and stories together to make a nice, thick icing, and add any flavour you want, such as fantasy, misery, action or romance. Then spread the icing in top of the cake, and get around 26000 Opussians to enjoy it!
Opuss Cake • Opuss № I