25 October 2012
Ok, so I'm just ridin' down this long, windy country road, in my new red tractor, and matching wellies. But suddenly, I sees this duck, stuck, in this massive pool of mud. I, as a kindly soul, goes out to 'elp the poor little fello, obviously. But the minute I put one foot into the mud, it starts sinking, so I pull my foot out of the welly as it sinks down, titanic-like. On the way back to my tractor, I slip in some cowpat, and since my other welly is lost, and this one smells, I leave it, smack bang in the middle o' the road, and drive home without.
I goes back the next day and sees my Wellington boot, in the middle o' the road, and my other one, well the duck must 'ave pulled it up to the surface, 'cause he's sailin' away on it, across the puddle and towards the seven seas...
Tractors, Ducks & Cow Pat • Opuss № I