5 August 2012
(Sung to the tune of 'Favourite Things')
The lightbulb needs fixing, The drain pipe is leaking, We've had a fight, So now no one is speaking. No one will help us 'cos, No one is here, The TV's gone dead, Now that is very queer.
Walls are crumbling and, Goldfish are dying, My sister fell over, And now she is crying, The whole place is mad, So what should I do? At any other time, I'd look to you,
But you're not here, You can't help us, You can't work it out, So I'll just sit down, Have a mug of coffee, And put on my most annoyed pout.
Troublesome Times • Opuss № I