Conundrum
I we weren't meant to eat animals, why are they made of meat?.
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poolking
I'm a "tell it like it is" sort of person, I think it's important that others know where they stand with me. I can be brutally honest, but prefer that to lying. If I allow someone to get to know me, they will know everything about me, warts and all.
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A Stiff One
Viagra may soon be sold in liquid form, And will assist the flaccid when it’s done. By making it possible for a man to perform. By literally pouring himself a stiff one..
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God
If god is as clever as his believers claim, I'm pretty sure he would be an atheist. .
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If
If a man says something that no woman hears, is he still wrong?.
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I Am
I am therefore, I think, I am. .
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Swedish Proverb
Fear less, hope more; Eat less, chew more; Whine less, breathe more; Talk less, say more; Love more, and all good things will be yours..
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I Think I'm Confused
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer.
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Love
"Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness.".
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A Play On Words
Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers:.
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A Drinkers Observation.
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink because when they wake up in the morning, that's the best they are going to feel all day" - Frank Sinatra.
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Surprise
As I sat looking at the night sky, the myriad stars shining like beautiful diamonds thrown carelessly onto black velvet, I thought damn, someone has stolen the roof from my outside toilet..
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