12 August 2012
I carefully construct a barricade between,
A wall so mighty between you and me.
Well I puzzled and puzzled with a very sleepy head,
How to stop you invading MY side of the bed!
Every single night it's like defending from a small army,
This constant battle is driving me balmy!
I try to push you back over,
But I don't want you to wake.
I don't want to push you off,
That would be an unfortunate mistake!
I get so sick of the battle,
In the end there's only one thing I can do,
Let the cats in to attack you while I pretend I need the loo!
Bed Battle • Opuss № I