30 May 2012
I thought the season had come to an end?
Give your broken hearts time to mend?
I don't understand what's so great about,
You should have seen yourselves jump and shout.
Football makes you a right fool,
A hooligan - a fucking tool!
& now it's back on the telly.
Sit back, why not?
Develop a beer belly.
Watch those stupid bloody prats,
Crying about tripping over long bits of grass
The twats!
Spending it up on their wags and cars.
Send them back to bloody Mars.
No more football for the year!
I'm telling you gents,
It will only end in your tears.
Euro 2012 • Opuss № I