22 July 2012
I can't believe it, The way you've behaved today. I even bought you salmon Well fffs - that was a mistake!
For I got out of the shower and there you all were, All looking sheepish, Soil in your fur.
My heart sank and I think I knew, That you's been naughty, your sisters and you.
I walked down the stairs, Towelled top and bottom, And there on the carpet Was the vase and my blossoms!
The vase was in pieces Light beige carpet a mess, Oh God please stop If this is a test.
Half hour later and all anger is lost, You're on my lap being fed salmon, I am far too soft.
Misbehaviour • Opuss № I