23 May 2012
Hey , Amigo! Have you ever heard of, The pies that fly? Sit right here, Right here, Señor. & I tell you of a story of mucho horror! One afternoon, Just after siesta, An old lady was making a pie for fiesta. She filled it with meat, Mmm mucho carne! Peas, potatoes pepper- a harmony! But when she try and put it to bake, She slipped on some butter - Señor, a mistake! From out of her hands flew the pie, Out the window, On Pepe's head - and he die!
So when you make pies, Señor, please be sure That you shut all your bloody windows and doors!
Spanish Pies That Fly • Opuss № I