20 July 2012
I sometimes have the weirdest dreams,
Including the weirdest of things you see.
Once I was a goldigger shagging Captain Picard,
I've never watched Star Trek not even for a laugh!
But there we were,
Him buying me shoes,
Me giving my body,
We had nothing to lose.
Recently I dreamt of my old boss - eek!
She came to my work and I was her manager for a week.
I treated her well to be the better peep,
It confused her until she had to leave.
Last night I dreamt my Mum was in debt,
I went round to her's and saw a man on her door step.
I spoke to him and he asked for my number,
but I knew it wouldn't work
- he drove a pink hummer.
You see how random my dreams are?
They're fetched from way way far!
Opuss № I