17 June 2012
You call me up at 5am
Tell me that you can't work today,
You've hurt your ankle?
You think it's a sprain?
You're son is ill,
Oh what a pain!
Your dog ate your rota?
Yes I'm sure,
Don't worry I won't be darkening your door.
There is just one thing That I will say,
It is that laziness doesn't pay.
& you're the unluckiest person know
As something always happens nearly every frigging day!
Work Phone Blues • Opuss № I