3 June 2012
Of all the Earthly wishes I have made, There are none that so far I have failed, Be it adventurer, photographer or scuba mermaid, Or artist, or nymphomaniac French maid. There is still one wish I'm yet to summon,
To fight the elements of wizard or demon, Upon the gaze of the Eye of Judgement, To cast my special personal spell, "ANALLLL FISSURRRRRRRE". I also wish I was that falcon, That Watches over brave Al Tayer, Diving down with each jumping, Soaring up with each stabbing. Better still I wish I was an Asari, Cobalt blue, wearing only skin, Swinging and Swayin', moaning and playin', Lap dancing Garrus Vakarian. Or a spike on Bowser's shell, Pointing straight, erect, even when he fell, To the punches and crunches of cute little Mario, And especially when pricking stupid Princess Peach (may she rot in hell). I wish I was a petal in pink or blue, Or white or yellow or any other hue, Riding the wind through prairie and meadow, Magical music mystical Flow. To sum it all up I wish I was a bit, Or a pixel in an ocean of code, Where pictures and colours are letters and numbers, Where epic stories are told.
I Wish I Was A Video Game • Opuss № I