9 April 2012
What if...
What if all that we knew and held true was incorrect? I'm not talking about what if left was right, or if black was white.
What if for example the Tooth fairy didn't collect teeth from under the pillows of sleeping children? What if instead she stalked adults by the dead of night, awaiting their slumber, before using a pair of pillars to pry them out of their mouths, to feed her addiction to enamel.
What if the Easter Bunny didn't deliver chocolate eggs to boys and girls on Easter Sunday? What if the Easter Bunny roamed the country spreading Myxomatosis and pimping smaller female bunnies out.
And what if Santa didn't deliver children their hopes and dreams on Christmas Eve? What if Santa was a cruel and heartless bastard. Stalking children for his own sexual pleasure, while his own 'elf' children made him gifts to help him murder, maim and disfigure.
What if you had be brought up in this world of evil, pain and madness, and now wanted to put things right. Wanted to make sure that these three Grimm tales were banished to the history books.
What if....
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